Never microwave a fleshlight. For that matter, never microwave any sex toy. I wouldn't recommend trying to directly heat them in any way, actually.
What feel 'pleasantly warm' to the hand is a totally different story to the genitals. One second you think "Hey, that's the perfect temperature!" And the next thing you know, you have first degree burns in a very bad place.
This is not one that I have experienced first hand, thank the gods.
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but dave, it feels like your fucking a lava monster! Who wouldn't want to tap a lava monster?
ReplyDeleteAlright, so here goes.
ReplyDeleteStick it in hot water.
Any sex toy for that matter, so long as it's water proof. And as for the ideal temperature...go for body temperature. We all know what that is. In fact, don't go above like, 105F. We all have a thermometer some where in our house, right? Either out side, to know what the temp is, a personal one for when we are sick, a candy thermometer, a turkey/roast thermometer.
Bloody hell. Did some one you know burn themselves?