tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64633686378930742772012-02-16T02:11:42.505-06:00Dave Rapphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14093874661417888055noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6463368637893074277.post-57087685716553536352009-11-28T00:14:00.003-06:002009-11-28T05:36:13.037-06:00This one comes from one of my own banner ads, on the lower right. (edit- it is now five hours since my original posting, and I've already seen the same ad on two other websites as well)<br /><br /><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YlzSGG1ySfw/SxC_Fvm8GHI/AAAAAAAAACs/ZaUx3SO2n8E/s320/stupid.PNG"><br /><br />When I first saw this I did sort of a mental double-take. Is that... a 43 dollar bill? <br /><br />A FOURTY-THREE DOLLAR BILL?!<br /><br />The ad speaks for itself, it's just dumb.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6463368637893074277-5708768571655353635?l=stupidlifelessons.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dave Rapphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14093874661417888055noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6463368637893074277.post-46930690507067641842009-11-26T00:21:00.000-06:002009-11-26T00:22:56.188-06:00You can't say fart on TV.<br /><br />But!<br /><br />Fart noises as sound effects are okay.<br /><br />Talking about farting is okay.<br /><br />Characters actually farting is okay.<br /><br />But the word itself?<br /><br />Not okay.<br /><br /><i>What.</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6463368637893074277-4693069050706764184?l=stupidlifelessons.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dave Rapphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14093874661417888055noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6463368637893074277.post-89352076805592104572009-11-22T18:05:00.000-06:002009-11-22T18:06:54.008-06:00Don't you hate it when people on the internet end their sentenses with two periods? Something like:<br /><br />Yeah, but that's only if you actually know what you're talking about..<br /><br />If there has just been the single period, the sentence would imply that they're accusing the person in question of not knowing what they're talking about.<br /><br />Alternately, if there had been three, it would indicate that they're just not sure whether the person in question of not knowing what they're talking about. <br /><br />It's the difference between being a dick, and being confused. The worst part is that there's no actual way to tell whether they meant . or ... unless you want to directly ask them. But then you look like a Grammar Nazi and an idiot.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6463368637893074277-8935207680559210457?l=stupidlifelessons.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dave Rapphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14093874661417888055noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6463368637893074277.post-80248134659611585652009-11-22T17:58:00.000-06:002009-11-22T18:02:15.264-06:00Never microwave a fleshlight. For that matter, never microwave any sex toy. I wouldn't recommend trying to directly heat them in any way, actually.<br /><br />What feel 'pleasantly warm' to the hand is a totally different story to the genitals. One second you think "Hey, that's the perfect temperature!" And the next thing you know, you have first degree burns in a <b>very bad place.</b><br /><br />This is not one that I have experienced first hand, thank the gods.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6463368637893074277-8024813465961158565?l=stupidlifelessons.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dave Rapphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14093874661417888055noreply@blogger.com2